> Man with baseball bat vs. 150lb chimpanzee? Who would win?

Man with baseball bat vs. 150lb chimpanzee? Who would win?

Posted at: 2015-05-07 
$5 on the chimp. The guy has 1 chance to hit the chimp in the head. Other that that its over for him. That chimp would eat his face for attacking him with a bat.

How often do people feel the need to go after a chimp with a bat? Do many people attack the zoo's in your area? I don't know of many streets filled with dangerous chimps any place in the world.

All I know a baby chimp (60 pounds) f*cked up a lady ripping her face off and tearing her arms off her body. If the person with the bat is going to win, his swing better kill the chimp or he will end up like that lady I mentioned

If the guy knew martial arts, he should use his brain and avoid confrontation with the chimp

Why are you attacking a chimp? Like we have the whole world for our use and the chimp has its own little forest home area. Go explore the world an leave the poor chimp alone.

‘But I need to know in case a chimp randomly attacks me someday.’ You will not have a bat handy that day. Trust me.

‘But, but, but… science!’ No. No science. There’s nothing measure here, and too many variables for an actual test.

very intelligent question

a man with a weapon vs beast '

id take a man with a spear than a man with a bat

but u never know itll take a lucky shot to his noggin

and the man will prevail with the bat

Unless the chimpanzee knows Karate i don't see how this is a martial arts question

Many people overestimate stength and ability of apes. My lover Kyojin outlift chimpanzee bady at powerlifts. He much smarter too and very skillful, he not need bat win fight.

He's gonna need that bat

That's another dream you have a had you need help said the fraternity.

Sigh....I don't know man. Who gives a rats @ss?

A muscular grown man with a steel baseball bat vs. a 150lb chimpanzee? I know chimpanzee's are much stronger but they are also smaller and thinner. A baseball bat to the head is nothing to sneeze at.

chimps are scary

This has nothing to do with martial arts and everything to do with stupidity.