> How can I win every street fight I get into?

How can I win every street fight I get into?

Posted at: 2015-05-07 
I win by avoiding street fights

Footwork. I know someone learning to use the saber for recreation.

To slice and dice people using fencing techniques he was told to do

a minimum of one year of dance instruction; it helps to dodge if your

target is attempting to slice and dice my reader. Writer also danced

for years before learning Judo, Police Science Associate Degree,

and often got the nod to for halting tavern brawling or convict shank

fighting. I'm a retired public servant with no missing teeth but can't

recall how many faces I put behind steel bars.

Just Eddie Gordo that shiit. Nobody's gonna tangle with some dude that just keeps aimlessly flipping and spinning all over the place.

You can't, so don't. Remember that Trayvon Martin thought he had an easy mark.

Constantly throw fireballs while being ready to do an anti-air move if your opponent has the speed to jump over them.

Carry an Uzi.

Fight someone that isn't a good fighter.

Practice before your friends come over, then surprise them with your mad skillz on your little playstation.

Keep dreaming!

It's all about the type of equipment you have.