6-3 170lb.

I can ride a bicycle really far

I can run from my house to the highway without stopping

I like to eat Doritos and drink Dr. Pepper

Am I good enough for the Olympics?

Well apparently you didn't qualify this year. Maybe after the men's house to highway dash gets incorporated by the IOC you'll be able to represent your country.

Maybe Dr. Pepper will sponsor you.

I'm 5 foot tall and 5 foot wide. I'm training for the Olympics as we speak.

Gain some weight you twig

Get a lil pepp in your step.

6-3 170lb.

I can ride a bicycle really far

I can run from my house to the highway without stopping

I like to eat Doritos and drink Dr. Pepper

Am I good enough for the Olympics?