Last season I broke my collarbone and missed the whole season. I am a sophomore in high school, 5'9" stocky build, and weigh a little under 190. Im a running back with a 4.8 40yd dash. I miss the game and need help working off the year I spent on the couch. Any tips/recommendations?Last season I broke my collarbone and missed the whole season. I am a sophomore in high school, 5'9" stocky build, and weigh a little under 190. Im a running back with a 4.8 40yd dash. I miss the game and need help working off the year I spent on the couch. Any tips/recommendations?

Often you can stuff your shirt with pillows to make you more football-shaped. You may have to get extensive plastic surgery to narrow your head and legs to the points that they would need to be. Also, wear lots of leather [NOTE: This may attract kinky sex partners]. Best of luck, James