I watched the fox replay of the Cats vs Swans game this morning ... choice piece of commentary from Bruce: "Jack off, Denis" Hmmm, he would say that, wouldn't he? My weetbix went down the wrong way! BQ: So what's the best bit of commentary you've heard along those lines?I watched the fox replay of the Cats vs Swans game this morning ... choice piece of commentary from Bruce: "Jack off, Denis" Hmmm, he would say that, wouldn't he? My weetbix went down the wrong way! BQ: So what's the best bit of commentary you've heard along those lines?

No i did not But did you here the brizzy game call Adcock with the fist And later on the call was Adcock in the hole Now thats a pearler

It wasn't at the footy but ladies weightlifting. Gordon Bray was the commentator. After a great lift by one of the ladies "Just look at that snatch!" booms Bray. For those not aware, in weightlifting there are two lifts, the clean and jerk and teh snatch.

Dennis referred to Sam Mitchel as a "Metro-gnome" implying that not only was it an apt description of the way he played (reliable, consistent and always at the play) but also the way he looked!

makes me think of a few of these

The legendary English cricket commentator Brian Johnston was calling a test between England and the WI in the 70's, Michael Holding was bowling to Peter Willey, Johnston famous line was " the batsman's Holding, the bowlers Willey" The best one I have heard live was when Sandy Roberts was interviewing a women named Leanne Dick at a race meeting channel 7 was covering, he introduced her as "Leanne ****