When he was born his mother dipped him in the river Styx. Plus, his father was Zeus.

HE IS THY LORD! LORD EMILE HESKEY! NOBODY CAN SURPASS HIM, NOT EVEN PELE+MARADONA+CRUYFF+RONALDO+KAKA+CRISTI... RONALDO+MESSI+LAMPARD+GERRARD+NASRI+TORR... COMBINED IS BETTER THAN HIM! P.S: If anybody pisses him off, we all know he'll rape them up the bum. :)