So yeh, like a nasty contact from a player, some really surprising match and the dates in which happened, please be really recent. Thanks x

I can only assume that you're trying to feign interest in a sport you know nothing about. It's all very well spouting something like, "Did you see that tackle by Andrews last week? Wow!!" But what do you do when they ask you about something else or start talking about another match? You'll be found out in 5 seconds. If you don't like football just say so.